Thanks to everyone who came together to create a special and uplifting Yom Kippur and Succot for a second year running. Special thanks to those who helped build and decorate our succah, to those who assured a minyan and to our kiddush sponsors.
 
We especially loved welcoming so many new and familiar faces into our Succah and welcoming two new families into our growing community and cheder.

JCoB announces a special video to help you get to know our community: https://youtu.be/n5l-qIHBM0c

Here is a video of our cheder doing Hallel on Hoshana Rabba
https://www.facebook.com/ZviSolomons/videos/10153928333661406

JCoB Shul

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KOSHER FOOD NEWS
 
Just Kosher (justkosher.co.ouk) will be delivering food to Reading on Sunday 30 October.  If you need only a few items or urgently need challot or other essentials, contact Rebbetzin Shira
 
CHOLIM

We publish a list of sick people (cholim) every week so that the community can pray for their recovery.  For reasons of privacy, this is not published online but is in the emailed version of the newsletter.
 
Eve (On Bereishit 5777)
 
Who is the most beautiful human being ever to have lived?

The Rabbis have an interesting answer: Adam. Next to him, Eve was apparently a mere gorilla.

However next to Eve, the rest of humanity are mere chimps. This ambivalence marks the view of our great female ancestor in Jewish tradition.

This week we read of our common ancestors Adam and Eve. Contrary to general opinion, there are midrashim which teach us that human beings were created male and female at the same time. The Torah teaches us that Man and Woman were created together (male and female created he them) and then goes on to describe how Eve was fashioned out of one of Adam’s ribs. However in the Midrash in Genesis Rabba 8:1 speaks of God creating a beast with two backs (an idea also referred to in the Greek myths) and then splitting it to make Man and Woman.

Adam and Eve were made fully adult, aged about 20. That means that they were in the full vigour of their lives. However they did not have the experience of someone of that age. There is some dispute over which was wiser, but since it would be most unchivalrous in this column to cite any denigrations of the female of the species, I shall content myself by observing that the Midrash (Genesis Rabbah 18:1) teaches that our Creator gave women more understanding than men, deriving it from the word the Torah uses for building (va-yiven) the woman from the rib.

According to some midrashim the Almighty made two Eves – the first one entering the world bloody and wet like a newborn baby. Adam rejected her – perhaps because of her gory appearance, or perhaps (according to other midrashim) because she wanted to have complete equality with him. Adam rejected her and we are unsure what happened to her. Some say she was returned to dust, some that she was the cause of the argument which caused the murder of Abel by Cain. Some say that the first Eve lurks in the darker places of the earth, as Lilith the mother of all demons. The two Eves idea comes from a verse in the Torah where Adam exclaims, “This one at last is bone of my bones.” (Genesis 2:23).

My archaeological training lends understanding to the idea that Eve is a prototype mother figure. The Rabbis say that she became the model for the mother goddess much beloved of ancient cultures – often depicted suckling her young. This of course has current christological aspects.

Eve is in some ways the first tragic figure in the Bible. She is set up to fail with the test of the trees – Adam does not tell her what God said but makes up additional rules which leave her open to serpentine exploitation. She is punished more severely by having to take the animal part in giving birth, and on top of this has to watch her younger son murdered by her older one – of whom she said “I have acquired a man”, indicating the antediluvian nature of Jewish motherhood.

It is said that Eve, the mother of all life, is buried next to her husband Adam in the cave of Machpela in Hevron. May her memory be a blessing.

Shabbat Shalom,

Rabbi Zvi.

Rabbi Zvi Solomons
07828742282
 
Rabbi Jeremy Rosen’s latest blog on ‘Agnostic’ can be found on http://jeremyrosen.blogspot.co.uk/2016/10/agnostic.html

JCoB families had a very exciting succot, eating in the Succah and (best of all) waving the lulav! Here is a video of us doing Hallel on Hoshana Rabba.

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Announcements

Thanks to everyone who came together to create a special and uplifting Rosh Hashanah for a second year running. Special thanks to those who helped build and decorate our ohel, to those who assured a minyan in time for barechu, and to our kiddush sponsors. Looking forward to seeing you all again for Yom Kippur and Succot.
 
JCoB announces a special video to help you get to know our community: https://youtu.be/n5l-qIHBM0c
 
Mazal tov to Yael Bloom, daughter of Jason Bloom (previously of Reading, now living in Australia), who will be bat mitzvah on Yom Kippur.
 
Andrea Sinclair thanks everyone who supported the McMillan coffee morning . The weather was good, the cakes were delicious and a very successful bring and buy raised £136.00. Come again next year??
 
Social
 
Succah and Spice and All things Nice
 
In addition to our regular succot yom tov meals, JCoB again invites you to its annual special afternoon of lulav waving and delicious vegetarian curries on the 2nd day of Succot.  Please let Rebbetzin Shira know if you would like to attend so that we can cater appropriately and send you full details.   If last year is any predictor, we expect a very full succah!  Suggested donation £10 (children, students, and low income folk free as usual).  
 
JCoB Shul
 
Yom Kippur Services at JCoB Central
 
Join us for wonderful Yom Kippur services filled with music and traditional melody. The services will be musical and intellectually stimulating, the shofar (at the end of Neilah) is the best blast for miles, and we have a break fast after Neilah to enhance your experience. There are explanations to make sure you are up with what is happening, and the community is welcoming and friendly.   Tea and coffee will be served after Neilah.
 
The full schedule of services is in the emailed version of the newsletter.  Contact us and we will send you all details!
 
Beside the services themselves, Rabbi Zvi is happy for you to browse his extensive library of Jewish literature and philosophy, so that you can learn while taking in the atmosphere. The services will follow the Koren Machzor, according to the traditional Anglo-Jewish minhag, as in the old Routledge machzorim.
 
Children on Yom Kippur at JCoB Central
 
As usual, Rebbetzin Shira will run a children's programme with lunch available for your children so that you do not need to run home.  There are also games and books to keep children entertained while you daven, as well as swings and a climbing frame in the garden.
 
If you are an adult who cannot fast, then as usual, Rebbetzin Shira can arrange food for you. Please contact Rebbetzin Shira with your needs.
 
Succot
Succot services will take place again this year, and we are excited again to host Rabbi Ariel Abel and his family over the festival.  We will again obtain Lulav and Etrog sets for the community.  This year, we have been offered student sets for only £16.50!  (only for students).  Standard sets are £20 / £25 and as usual extra nice etrogim are always available at a premium.  If you wish to order a lulav and Etrog or other succot supplies such as schach, contact Rabbi Zvi by morning after Yom Kippur at the latest. 
 
Yom Tov Meals at JCoB Central
As always, you are welcome to join us for meals over yom tov.  We have the largest Sukkah in Berkshire and it is always a hub of activity.  As always, we ask for a contribution so that we can afford to have an open house.  Please email Rebbetzin Shira to let her know when you wish to join us.
Thanks to a generous donation, there is currently no charge for children, students or low income adults attending meals at JCoB Central.  
For working adults, suggested donations are: Dinners £15 Fancy lunches £10.  Light lunches £5.
We welcome your sponsorship so that we can continue to offer hospitality.
 
TZEDAKA
 
Traditionally, this time of year is one for acts of charity.  Traditionally, three things: prayer, repentance and charity, can alter the divine decree, or to put it another way, they can tip the scales to make possible a better world.   Please consider supporting the following causes with a donation before Yom Kippur:
 
The “Valediction Memorial ” in Prague is a project to honour the memory of all the parents brave enough to have said  ‘good bye’ to their children sending them by trains into the arms of strangers knowing that this was the only way to save their lives during World War II.   It will be a bronze copy of a door from a train of the time mounted on a bronze plinth with an inscribed message.  Thanks to the permission of the Czech Railways  it will stand on Hlavni Nadrazi – the Prague main railway station.   For more information or to support this cause, visit http://valedictionmemorial.org/
 
Magen David Adom is Israel’s only national medical emergency, disaster, ambulance and blood service, and since June 2006 Magen David Adom has been officially recognised by the International Committee of the Red Cross as the national aid society of Israel. For more information or to make a donation, visit http://mdauk.org/
 
KOSHER FOOD NEWS
 
Just Kosher (justkosher.co.ouk) will be delivering food to Reading on Sunday 30 October.  If you need only a few items or urgently need challot or other essentials, contact Rebbetzin Shira.
 
We publish a list of sick people (cholim) every week so that the community can pray for their recovery.  For reasons of privacy, this is not published online but is in the emailed version of the newsletter.

Jonah (On Yom Kippur 5777)
 
As we approach Yom Kippur and the amazing riches of the service on that day, we are urged to consider our conduct in the past year, and how we can improve it.

Most people cram into shul on Yom Kippur for Kol Nidrei, then the peak moment of Yizkor, emptying out for a schluff until Ne’ilah and the end of the day, when they can go home and grab a much-needed meal. However, this is (counter-intuitively) the wrong way to go about things. Yes, come to shul – but stay, and enjoy the service as much as you can. A day spent in shul over Yom Kippur should be one of joy and spiritual renewal rather than fasting drudgery. The service, the tunes, and the sense of community are all better felt over the whole period. In a way it’s a shame that we have to go home.

The quietest time is the Book of Jonah, during Minchah. Then we listen to the story of a prophet who is an inveterate sinner. It is, perhaps, the heart of the whole day’s efforts – a man who has reached such an elevated level as to receive revelation from God, nonetheless maintains such a misanthropic attitude that God rebukes him repeatedly.

Jonah is perhaps the drama queen of the Bible. He loses his temper too easily and expects God not to be merciful rather than showing love. He has an image of God which does not match the reality.

Perhaps we too fall into Jonah’s trap. Instead of seeing things through a wide lens, we are often focussed on our own smaller interests. Instead of doing things for the wider good, we seek personal advantage. And although we are often able to justify our own actions and find rationales for them, we should question how honest we are really being. Like Jonah in the bowels of the ship, are we actually sleeping through a storm? Like Jonah under his gourd, do we sometimes deceive ourselves that we have a right to comfort and shelter, when others in front of us are at risk of being swept away?

Jonah is the challenge to us – to work to create ourselves in a better nature, and to avoid the pitfalls of myopic self-interest. Jonah is the call for community to come together, in that lull of the middle of the day, before the last great heave of Ne’ilah when we rise to the summit of Yom Kippur and bid that great uplifting fast farewell.

May you be inscribed and sealed in the Book of Life.
כתיבה יחתימה טובה
Rabbi Zvi.
Rabbi Zvi Solomons
07828742282

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News and Announcements
 
Berkshire Community Cheder welcomes new and existing students to its second year since moving to JCoB Central.  We are starting a new Hebrew reading class this year, so this is a great time for your child to discover the joy of Jewish learning.  To find out how your child can begin his or her Jewish learning journey, email [email protected].
 
SOCIAL
 
Welcome back to all the Jewish Students at the University of Reading.  Rabbi Zvi enjoyed meeting new and existing students at the Fresher’s Fayre last week.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbyx_ll57ec.  Students are welcome to attend Rosh Hashanah services and we would love to host you for meals.  Contact Rebbezin Shira. 
 
JCoB Shul
 
Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur
We are excited to be offering services for a second year at JCoB Central led by Rabbi Zvi and Gavriel (our wonderful ba’al shacharit).   Full details are in the calendar above.  Last year’s services were inspiring and uplifting beyond all expectations.  All community members are welcome to attend and there is no charge or need for tickets.  Please contact Rebbezin Shira if you wish to book a yom tov meal.
 
Succot
Succot services will take place again this year, and we are excited again to host Rabbi Ariel Abel and his family over the festival.  We will again obtain Lulav and Etrog sets for the community.  This year, we have been offered student sets for only £16.50!  (only for students).  Standard sets are £20 / £25 and as usual extra nice etrogim are always available at a premium.  If you wish to order a lulav and Etrog or other succot supplies such as schach, email Rabbi Zvi by the morning after Yom Kippur at the latest. 
 
Yom Tov Meals at JCoB Central
As always, you are welcome to join us for meals over yom tov.  We have the largest Sukkah in Berkshire and it is always a hub of activity.  As always, we ask for a contribution so that we can afford to have an open house.  Please email Rebbezin Shira to let  her when you wish to join us.
Thanks to a generous donation, there is currently no charge for children, students or low income adults attending meals at JCoB Central.  
For working adults, suggested donations are: Dinners £15 Fancy lunches £10.  Light lunches £5.
We welcome your sponsorship so that we can continue to offer hospitality.
 
TZEDAKA
 
Traditionally, this time of year is one for acts of charity.  Traditionally, three things: prayer, repentance and charity, can alter the divine decree, or to put it another way, they can tip the scales to make possible a better world.   Please consider supporting the following causes with a donation before Yom Kippur:
 
The “Valediction Memorial ” in Prague is a project to honour the memory of all the parents brave enough to have said  ‘good bye’ to their children sending them by trains into the arms of strangers knowing that this was the only way to save their lives during World War II.   It will be a bronze copy of a door from a train of the time mounted on a bronze plinth with an inscribed message.  Thanks to the permission of the Czech Railways  it will stand on Hlavni Nadrazi – the Prague main railway station.   For more information or to support this cause, visit http://valedictionmemorial.org/
 
Magen David Adom is Israel’s only national medical emergency, disaster, ambulance and blood service, and since June 2006 Magen David Adom has been officially recognised by the International Committee of the Red Cross as the national aid society of Israel. For more information or to make a donation, visit http://mdauk.org/
 
KOSHER FOOD NEWS
 
Just Kosher (justkosher.co.ouk) will be delivering food to Reading on Sundays 9 and 30 October.  If you need only a few items or urgently need challot or other essentials, contact Rebbezin Shira.
 
We publish a list of sick people (cholim) every week so that the community can pray for their recovery.  For reasons of privacy, this is not published online but is in the emailed version of the newsletter.
 
Time for a change (On Nitzavim 5776)
 
Doesn't time fly when you're having fun. There is a famous quotation from Albert Einstein. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
 
As we go through our lives we realise that time varies according to our age and activities. Yet there are many different ways of measuring time. In the ancient world the observation of the sun and moon, sunrise and sunset were the most accurate. Seasons were measured by the procession of the constellations. The Egyptians used candle and water clocks. In the Middle Ages, the mechanical clock gained ascendancy. Then with the scientific age of telescopes and chronometers, people were able to measure time even more accurately.
 
The railway gave rise to standardisation, the first war to daylight saving time (British Summer Time or BST here in the UK) and then atomic time, even more accurate than Quartz, where clocks are beamed the accurate time from a research establishment.
 
Yet we Jews also have another measure. It's not the time to eat a fishball or a beigel, although the rabbis do talk of כדי אלילת פרס the time taken to eat a loaf of bread. It’s not even the length of the rabbi's sermon or the service on Rosh Hashanah. It's the time of year.
 
Jewish time is both linear and cyclical. We move through the High Holy Days and feel the time of year through the tunes, the words, the sounds and the food. We re-visit the old themes and hope to move forward in our relationships as we approach the festivals. The last year has been bruising - but we have something special and look forward to continuing the growth of our community - we have new people coming to us and it should be a great year for growth.
 
So re-visit those old tunes, remember those good times, review the past year, and let us all work together in 5777 to build our JCoB further, just as it has grown in 5776.
 
Rabbi Zvi
Rabbi Zvi Solomons
07828742282
 
 (the article below is reprinted as Rosh Hashanah is on Sunday night)
 
New Directions (On Rosh Hashanah 5777)
 
There is a saying oft attributed to Einstein that the definition of an idiot is someone who does the same experiment over and over again, expecting a new result each time. People often post this comment on social media when they come across a troll who repeats the same tired old argument, but never seems to learn anything from the interchange.
 
We human beings are creatures of habit. We love doing things the same way and get into ruts of ritual. It is uncomfortable to do something new, to strike out in directions which are different to what we are used to. Our comfort depends, to some extent, on the surroundings and actions which we are used to. Inertia, more than anything, is responsible for lack of innovation. The argument that “it’s always been done that way” is seductive, because it smacks of tradition.
 
At Rosh Hashanah however, we are asked to break our bad habits, and to strike out in new directions. We are encouraged to become entrepreneurial in a personal sense, by overcoming the stasis and the poor choices we tend to make in our lives due to that inertia. On Rosh Hashanah we are told to wake up to the opportunities we have in our lives, and to try to make a difference; to ourselves, and to the rest of the world.
 
This is what we mean by Teshuva – a Hebrew word which means “turning”. Some consider it to be turning back to God or back to our true selves, but in the sense that I am speaking about it really means, turning off the beaten track. This is that time of the year when we can get out of the rut we often wear ourselves into, and start to make a real difference to ourselves, our families, our community and our country. We start with ourselves, but this is an ongoing project.
 
Here at JCoB we have taken a new path. We are reaching out to many young Jewish adults, and offering a different model of Orthodox Judaism for Berkshire Jewry. We offer inclusion, unity, friendship, hospitality and a thumping good musical environment for our prayers. As a community we support each other and invest in our future success.
 
A year ago we held our first High Holyday services here at JCoB Central. We weren’t quite sure what we were letting ourselves in for.  We put up the marquee, and prayed that we would make minyan over the Chaggim.  This year we remember the warmth, the ruach (atmosphere) and the wonderful joy of celebrating together, culminating in a Ne’ilah so packed there was barely standing room in there. We are looking forward to doing this again, and at the same time hoping that in the coming year we and every Jew in Reading and the wider Thames Valley area can strike out in a new direction, can grow, and can enjoy the celebrations along with us.
 
Wishing everyone Chag Sameach, and a K’tivah v’Chatima Tova – may you be inscribed for a happy and healthy New Year.
 
Rabbi Zvi.